Famously Stupid Celebrity Quotes.

My comments will always be in bold because I'm special.

“I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off.’ Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.”
-- Paris Hilton

“What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff?”
-- Paris Hilton

(Unfortunately, that sounds much too similar to something I'd say...)

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost an important part of your life.”
-- Brooke Shields

“He speaks English, Spanish, and he’s bilingual too.”
-- Don King

“Predictions are difficult, especially about the future.”
-- Yogi Berra

“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.”
-- Britney Spears

“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”
-- Britney Spears

“I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.”
-- Alicia Silverstone

(See, Charmaine? Babbling on and on is bad.)

“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”
-- Arnold Schwarzenegger

(That's the governor of California, folks. Californians - be very afraid.)

“We are going to turn this team around 360 degrees.”
-- Jason Kidd

(A basketball player! A basketball player! In your face, Jason. HOCKEY RULES.)